Every Saturday morning, Grandpa George happily babysat his two grandsons.
The boys always wanted to play 'war' and Grandpa somehow always got coaxed into the game.
One Saturday, his daughter came to pick up the kids early and witnessed Grandpa take a fake shot as Jason pointed a toy gun and yelled, “Bang!” Grandpa slumped to the floor and stayed there motionless. After a few minutes, his daughter went over to help him up.
Grandpa opened one eye and whispered, ”Shhh, I always do this. It’s the only chance I get to rest.”