A family from the Platteland was visiting the big city and were in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were strolling around while the mother shopped. They were amazed by everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "Pa, what’s that?" The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I don't know. I've never seen anything like that in my whole life."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an elderly lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as the numbers above the walls increased.
Then the numbers began to count down. The walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son ... "Boykie, go get Mom!"